I can't help it. Gosh, I really am addicted now. Here's another hilarious one. Ahem.
"How do I get to handbags?"
"Oh, they're on the lower level, you can go downstairs right over there."
"I'm afraid of down escalators! You need to respect the fact that some people are afraid of down escalators!"
"I'm so sorry Ma'am... I didn't consider that because you took the up escalator to arrive here just now. Er... the elevators are around the corner if you'd prefer that."
"Don't you know that down escalators is how you get to *looks side to side, then whispers* Hell?"
--An elderly woman and a clerk at Macy's.
Chatted with Alex (dear Agfa's friend). Still chatting with him now actually. He's really really blur, man. That's my first impression of him. Got me mixed up with another person...went on babbling for a few minutes. And now he is beginning to irritate me. Haiyz. And I thought he was cool when we chatted through friendster. Hmmph. Ok...I shouldn't be that judgy. One more thing : He types sloooowly. Slow poke.
"How do I get to handbags?"
"Oh, they're on the lower level, you can go downstairs right over there."
"I'm afraid of down escalators! You need to respect the fact that some people are afraid of down escalators!"
"I'm so sorry Ma'am... I didn't consider that because you took the up escalator to arrive here just now. Er... the elevators are around the corner if you'd prefer that."
"Don't you know that down escalators is how you get to *looks side to side, then whispers* Hell?"
--An elderly woman and a clerk at Macy's.
Chatted with Alex (dear Agfa's friend). Still chatting with him now actually. He's really really blur, man. That's my first impression of him. Got me mixed up with another person...went on babbling for a few minutes. And now he is beginning to irritate me. Haiyz. And I thought he was cool when we chatted through friendster. Hmmph. Ok...I shouldn't be that judgy. One more thing : He types sloooowly. Slow poke.
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